Happy Anniversary!

It's been one month today since I last left a blog post. Weeeee! Break out the champers...

I am a horrible, horrible:

1) Blogger
2) Scrapbooker
3) Book Reader
4) Friend

Let me elaborate:

1) Blogger

Well this is a given. I haven't blogged in a month, despite the fact that I promised I would. What is the dealio, you asked? Hmmmm. I could go there in a big, long, dramatic story, but let's just say I'm retarded. That is much better than the real reason.

On the plus side, I've been thinking about the blog while I've been away. Certainly there's points in there somewhere for me? And perhaps a little forgiveness? Or a gift card?

(Thought I'd squeeze that last one in, but dadgum, you be's quick on the draw, my friends! Okay, no gift card. But I will take the forgiveness, and maybe a little piece of chocolate or something. Mmmmm.)

2) Scrapbooker

My kits have piled up. I am either, a) a trash hoarder or b) creating a postal box sculpture. I swear, it's the Leaning Tower of Kits in my living room. And my supplies are all collecting dust (because as you all know, I don't dust). The last time I scrapped was on Valentine's Day when I made three cards. They were awfully snazzy little cards though. Just ask my momma who loves it when I make handmade gifts for her -- two in my life so far -- but damn, it is hard to beat a macaroni portrait, so it's good to go out with a bang, I always say.

3) Book Reader

Let see, when is the last time I read a book? I miss it so, but my brain is off in LaLaLand and just can't seem to concentrate on anything more time consuming than reality TV and Grey's Anatomy -- and even those get DVRed and watched later.

However, I did get about 2 pages read in a chick lit book last night. Yep. Two pages. I'm seriously on a roll. I'll let you know how I liked it in 2012. Call you.

4) Friend

This is just a general statement that encapsulates how I feel about my life lately. I feel guilty for not blogging ('cause I know ya'll depend on me for helping you through your day), for not replying to emails, for not calling you back, for wallowing in my own little world (LaLaLand is not that great; I want my money back), and being basically selfish, lazy and procrastinating.

However, I will still take your gift cards as a token of your forgiveness and love.

(Ger! Damn. You good.)

Okay, to recap. I am so sorry. I am going to try to do better. I don't know about the reading and scrapbooking at this point, but certainly I can handle a little bit of blogging every week? Yes. Yes I can.