Hellooooo, you

First of all, a shout out to my peeps for being so precious. I love ya'll -- you make me feel so happy on the inside. Ahhhhh. So love!

Okay, now that I got the mushy crap out of the way, let's get down to business.

This weekend, I was duped. I believe it was a conspiracy. Here's how:

I went over to my brother's house on Sunday to help paint the nursery. I was super excited because this is my baby nephew we are talking about here! Couldn't wait. But as soon as I get there, my bro started shooing me off in the direction of the kitchen to...what the freak!...do the damn dishes. I'm sorry, wha....? I don't DO dishes. I'm totally serious. At home, I even have a dishwasher that barely does my dishes, that's how much I don't do dishes. Just saying the word "dishes" gives me hives.

Anyhoo...

So mom and I are doing the dishes. And I was practically throwing up in my mouth. Do you know how gross it is to touch other people's food that is floating around in a sink full of water? Blech.

Oh, blech again.

Man, I think I've found a new respect for my dishwashing machine. Because if I have to touch big floating mashed potato blobs again, I may have an anxiety attack. For reals.

Okay, next.

I did get to paint the room, though. Hannah and Bryan picked out two shades of green and brown for trim that matches the baby's elephant decor. So cute! And I was like the best painter ever on earth. Aside from the big brown swish I made on the light green wall, I believe I am ready for some side jobs. But without the dishwashing. And the hard work. And the manual labor.

So call me!

Oh, and check out this momentary lapse of sanity that I made. I got a second job. I know! But my mom was desperate for some honest, loyal employees that know how to look cute behind a counter. And, well, if that wasn't right up my alley, I don't know what would be. So yes, my friends, you are looking at the newest clerk at Video Giant. Bringing all the boys to the yard 'cause I know how to work it. Heh.

Gotta go be all travel agent-y for a bit. More good stuff tomorrow! Love you.